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Why She’s Hot:
- Breasts. Now, a lot of women say they have breasts. Whatever. They can take as many MySpace shots as they want, but they will get close to the awe-inspiring cleavage that Christina Hendricks has. Seriously, you could form a religion on that alone.
- That figure. The very definition of hourglass. She belongs in dictionary next to the term “Woman.” It’s a body built to throw you onto a bed and ride you like a pony.
- The hair. Dear God, the hair. I’m not saying non-redhead cannot be attractive, but there’s no way some blonde or brunette could ever hope to match this.
- Ass, Lips, Eyes. I wish I could just say that her body is the idealized form of human beauty and be done with it, but WTH requires five bullet points. Wait, here’s a video of said ass. We were all afraid we missed it, Roger.
- Talent. She’s amazing on Mad Men, playing a someone with immense talent who cannot get anywhere due to sexism. And she was on Firefly! And she plays the MOTHERFUCKING ACCORDION. Hotness? SETTLED.
PERFECT FEMALE IS PERFECT.
i would motorboat those babies all day.
the woman is a goddessssssssssss.
Brian Ganz lolz
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